B. Y. O. B.

If you are someone who has spent time on this planet studying and soul-searching, venturing even at all beyond the superficial elements of existence, you owe it to yourself to catch this movie, which is one of the most inventive, profound and inspiring films I have ever seen.

What the #$*! Do We Know!? (aka What the Bleep Do We Know) is a truly original piece of work, the kind of work that needs to be experienced, not written about in intellectual terms or dismissed by people who aren't ready to recognize and embrace the truths that are so brilliantly presented here, in a myriad of entertaining, humorous and ultimately enlightening ways.

Am I being vague enough? I'm trying. I don't want to go into any of the specific elements of the film because it does need to be experienced, preferably from a thoroughly untarnished and fresh perspective, by people with clear, non-jaded, open souls and minds. Bring your own basketball.