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"Goldmember" is pure shagadelic fun from beginning to end, fueled by the manic and inspired energy of Mike Myers - fearless, boundless and extremely childish (his best quality). I liked it better than the first two Austin Powers films combined. And Beyonce Knowles is extremely easy on the eyes (although she may be hard on other parts - use your imagination). Lots of surprises here, including an insanely inspired opening sequence, great plot twists and an ending that leaves you positively pining for the next installment. So what are you sittin' there for?! Get off the couch and go see it NOW, you fat bastard.